1. What room has no alls, no doors, no indos, and no floors?
A mushroom.(蘑菇)
2. What is smaller than an insect's mouth?
Anything it eats.
3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)
4. What's too much for one, just right for to, but nothing at all for three?
A secret.
5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
A photographer.
6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.(小猫)
7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?
Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.
8. What can hear you ithout ears and can anser you ithout a mouth?
An echo.(回声)
9. What do you kno about the kings of France?
They are all dead.
10. What question can you never anser 'yes" to"
Are you asleep?
11. Why do some old people never use glasses?
They must prefer bottles to glasses.
12. Why is the person earing to coats hile painting the house?
Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on to coats for best results."
13. What to ords have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
14. What do orkers do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day.
15. What 5-letter ord has 6 left hen you take 2 letters aay?
Sixty.
16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?
When you are in it.
17. Ho many sides does a house have?
To - inside and outside.
18. What never asks any questions but alays gets ansers?
A doorbell.
19. Where did Columbus stand hen he discovered America?
On his feet.
20. When the boy fell into the ater, hat's the first thing he did?
He got et first of all.
21. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?
I myself.
22. What has teeth but cannot eat?
A b.
23. What kind of man can raise things ithout lifting them?
A farmer.
24. Why does time fly?
To get aay from all the people ho are trying to kill it.
25. Name five days of the eek ithout saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorro, and the day after tomorro.
26. What animal eats and drinks ith its tail?
All do. No animal takes off its tail hen eating and drinking.
27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?
A river.
28. What kind of dog never bite?
A hot dog.
29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in Ne York Harbor?
Because it can't sit don.
30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
It's nice not to see you again.
31. What ears a cap but has no head?
A bottle.
32. What rises in the morning and aves all day?
A flag.
33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?
A night atchman ith a college education.
34. Ho can you tell clocks and atches are shy?
Because they alays have their hands in front of their faces.
35. What is ind?
Air in a hurry.
36. What es after the letter "A"?
All the other letters.
37. What starts ith a T, ends ith a T, and is full of T?
Teapot.
38. What ord can you make shorter by adding to it?
Short.
39. What person does every man take his hat off to?
A barber.
40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
Because he ants to go to high school.
41. What can you sallo that can also sallo you?
Water.
42. What's the difference beteen a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get don.
43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
Because he's dead.
44. A doctor and a layer loved the same girl. The layer ent aay for a eek and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor aay.
45. What ill you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing. Because I'm a oman.
46. What alays travels on foot?
A shoe.
47. Where can happiness alays be found?
In the dictionary.
48. What is higher ithout a head than ith a head?
A pillo.(枕头)
49. Why don't you advertise for your lost dog?
He can't read.
50. On hich side does a bird have the most feathers?
The outside.
51. What is the best thing to keep in hot eather?
Cool!
52. What is never used until it's broken?
An egg.
53. What's a skeleton?(骨架)
It's a lot of bones ithout the person on them!
54. What is dark but made by light?
A shado.
55. What can you break ith only one ord?
Silence.
56. What stays indoors no matter ho many times you put it out?
The light.
57. A policeman sa a truck driver going the rong ay don a one-ay street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why?
Because the truck driver as alking.
58. Where can milk be best stored?
In a co.
59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
60. What's the hardest thing about learning skating?
The ice.
61. What has cities ith no houses, rivers ithout ater and forests ithout trees?
A map.
62. What can be measured but has no length, idth or thickness?
The temperature.
63. What makes the Toer of Pisa lean?
It never eats.
64. Why is riting called handriting?
If people rote ith their feet, e ould have to call it footriting.
65. If there ere only thre girls in the orld, hat do you think they ould do?
To of them ould get together ans talk about the other one.
66. Ho many great men have been born in London?
None. Only babies.
67. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it?
When you have a hole in your pocket.
68. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it?
Darkness.
69. The more you take aay, the bigger I bee. What am I?
A hole.
70. Who may marry many a ife and stay single all of his life?
A priest.(牧师)