英语幽默故事大五个月。
The Second World War had begun, and John anted to join the army, but he as only 16 years old, and boys ere alloed to join only if they ere over 18. So hen the army doctor examined him, he said that he as 18.
But John‘s brother had joined the army a fe days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so hen he sa John‘s papers, he as surprised.
"Ho old are you?" he said.
"Eighteen, sir," said John.
"But your brother as eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you tins?"
"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face ent red. "My brother is five months older than I am."
第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。
可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇。
“你多大了?”军医问。
“十八，长官。”约翰说。
“可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?”
约翰脸红了，说“哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月。”
英语幽默故事让鲜花代替您的语言。
A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Floers".
"Wrap up one rose,"he told the florist.
"Only one?"the florist asked.
" Just one，“the customer replied.“I'm a man of fe ords. "
一位先生走进一家生意兴隆的商店。他见到花店的大广告牌上写着:“让鲜花代替您的语言。”
“请包一支玫瑰。”他对卖花的人说。
“就要一支?”卖花人问。
“对，就一支。”那位先生说:“我这个人讲话不多。”
英语幽默故事布告栏
My secretary began to post unusual nes articles,cartoons and pictures of faraay lands on our office bulletin board.
我的秘书开始在我们办公室的布告栏里张贴一些奇持的新闻、卡通和风景画等。
Although she changed the items on a regular basis，no one mentioned her efforts.Eventually she put up a notice stating that she ould give one dollar to the first person ho read the announcement and informed her about it.
按时更换，但从未有人提到过她所做出的努力。终于她贴出了一张告示说，谁要是第一个看到她贴的通知，就可以告诉她，那个人就能从她那里得到一美元。
To eeks later, she received her first acknoledgement，a handritten reply left on her desk:"I just anted you to kno ho much I enjoy your interesting bulletin board. The Cleaning Lady.”
两周后，她接到了第一个正式的通知。在她的桌上留着一张字条:“我只想让你知道，我非常喜欢看那有趣的布告栏。清洁工。”