搞笑英语绕口令

1、a gazillion gigantic grapes gushedgradually giving gophers gooey guts.

 

2、a rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hioughed. "

 

3、a tister of tists once tisted a tist.and the tist that he tisted as a three tisted tist.no in tisting this tist, if a tist should untist,ould the tist that untisted untist the tists.

 

4、aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum

 

5、as one black bug, bled blue, black blood. the other black bug bled blue.

 

 6、betty botter bought some butter but she said the butter’s bitter. if i put it in my batter it ill make my batter bitter. so, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter as not bitter. so ’tas good that betty botter bought some better butter.

 

7、dr. johnson and mr. johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the indian nation beyond the indian ocean is back in education because the chief oupation is cultivation.

 

8、dust is a disk’s orst enemy.

9、ho much de does a dedrop dropif dedrops do drop de?they do drop, they doas do dedrops dropif dedrops do drop de.

 

10、ho much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

 

 11、ho much myrtle ould a ood turtle hurdle if a ood turtle could hurdle myrtle?a ood turtle ould hurdle as much myrtle as a ood turtle could hurdle if a ood turtle could hurdle myrtle.

 

12、i kno a boy named tateho dined ith his girl at eight eight.i’m unable to state hat tate ate at eight eightor hat tate’s tête à tête ate at eight eight.

 

 13、i see a sea don by the seashore.but hich sea do you see don by the seashore?

 

14、i slit a sheet, a sheet i slit, upon a slitted sheet i sit. 15、if coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?