1、我每天除了吃饭的时间全在减肥，你还说我没有毅力？
I am losing eight every day except eating time. Do you still say I have no illpoer?
2、我比你瘦！比你努力！你活该这么丑！
I am thinner than you! Harder than you! You deserve to be so ugly!
3、最需要减肥的不是你的身体，而是你的欲望。
What you need most is not your body, but your desire.
4、咱们是胖子营养过剩的胖子少吃点不会怎样的！
We are fat people ho are fat and eat little.
5、减肥的胖子真是伤不起啊，饿的我连觉都睡不着了。
I can't afford to lose eight. I can't sleep even if I'm hungry.
6、无心减肥肉再掉，有心减肥减不掉。
Lose eight ithout heart, lose eight and lose eight.
7、空有一颗想减肥的心，偏偏生了一条吃货的命。
There is a heart that ants to lose eight.
8、减肥是人生的第二大事，第一大事是好吃好喝。
Losing eight is the second most important thing in life.
9、上天给了我一颗减肥的心，却没有给我一张减肥的嘴。
God gave me a heart to lose eight, but did not give me a mouth to lose eight.
10、有时，在减肥与不浪费之间做选择，真的很难。
Sometimes, it's really hard to choose beteen losing eight and not asting.
11、给大脑减减肥，里面不该装太多的你，已经超重了。
To reduce the eight of the brain, you shouldn't put too much eight on it. It's already overeight.
12、那些想减肥又没有意志力喜欢吃东西的人，没救。
Those ho ant to lose eight and have no illpoer to eat are not saved.
13、减肥这种事情，一般都是胖子喊，瘦子做。
Weight loss is generally the case of fat people shouting, thin children do.
14、减肥的誓言，只有吃饱之后才想起。
The pledge of losing eight is only remembered after eating.
15、你们给我挺住！都别吃！都嫩么肥了怎样还有脸吃！
Hold on to me! Don't eat it! Are you fat? Ho can you still have your face to eat?
16、胖子没前途，你心灵再美也就是个好心肠的胖子！
Fat man has no future, and your heart is beautiful again.
17、女生永远在减肥，除非遇上喜欢的男生。
Girls alays lose eight unless they meet boys ho like them.
18、你就不怕有人在背后悄悄惊叹你的勇气么！
Are you not afraid that someone ill be amazed at your courage behind your back?
19、减肥并不容易，每一块肉都有她的小脾气！
It's not easy to lose eight, every piece of meat has her little temper.
20、听说过很多减肥的方法，依然胖着过完这一生。
I've heard a lot of ays to lose eight, and I'm still fat enough to finish this life.
21、有种女孩，脑海里只有两件事吃和减肥。
A girl has only to things in her mind: eating and losing eight.
22、别减肥了，丑根本不是肉的错！
Don't lose eight. Ugliness is not the fault of meat!
23、为什么减肥这么难呢，因为有许多事放在心里不好瘦。
Why is it so hard to lose eight? Because there are many things in mind that are not very thin.
24、辛辛苦苦几十年，一吃回到减肥前。
After decades of hard ork, before eating back to lose eight.
25、有没有人跟我一样，家里真是个减肥的地方。
Is there anyone like me, home is really a place to lose eight.
26、吃饭虽易，减肥不宜，且吃且珍惜。
Easy to eat, not to lose eight, and to eat and cherish.
27、不管用什么方法瘦下来，只要你不控制绝对成功反弹！
No matter ho thin it is, if you do not control, you ill definitely rebound.
28、减肥努不努力，取决于要泡的人有多帅。
Losing eight does not depend on ho handsome people are.
29、减肥减到标准就行了，不然不吃东西嘴巴苦苦的。
Lose eight to the standard, or else do not eat mouth bitter.
30、我试过很多减肥的方法，却仍旧还是这一身肥肉。
I've tried many ays to lose eight, but I still have this fat.
31、如果心宽体就胖，那妒嫉定能减肥。
If the heart is ide and fat, then jealousy can reduce eight.
32、生命在于折腾，减肥就是闲的没事来回瞎折腾。
Life is tossing and turning. Losing eight is just idle.
33、商场里漂亮的衣服，难道你不想穿上它？
Don't you ant to ear beautiful clothes in the mall?
34、死胖子，你活该被人嘲笑，活该没男人要！
Dead fat, you deserve to be laughed at. You deserve a man!
35、这世上唯有减肥和爱情，不是付出就有回报。
In this orld, there is nothing but eight loss and love.
36、不好只是幻想自我瘦了的样貌，而不做发奋！
Bad is just the illusion of thin appearance, instead of strenuous!
37、要想瘦，先吃肉。这样你就可以减肥了。
If you ant to be thin, eat meat first. So you can lose eight.
38、一个人连自我食欲都控制不住，还跟牲口有什么区别？
What is the difference beteen a man's appetite and his appetite?
39、你怎么就这么喜欢吃东西？你和肉亲啊，还是怎么着？
Why do you like eating so much? Do you kiss meat or something?
40、别总说减肥，好像你一瘦下来就能飞升似的。
Don't alays talk about losing eight as if you ere thin enough to fly up.
41、别吃了别吃了！求求你们了！再求一次！
Don't eat, don't eat! Please! Ask again!
42、每天坚持减肥，减掉的不只有体重，还有自卑。
Daily eight loss, not only lose eight, but also self abased.
43、夏天要到了！你那象腿就别自讨没趣地穿裙子了！
Summer is ing! Don't ask for a dress like your leg.
44、减肥没有那么容易，每块肉有它的脾气。
Losing eight is not so easy. Every meat has its temper.
45、我消极对待减肥，能不能取消我的胖子资格啊。
I am negative about losing eight, can I cancel my fat qualifications?
46、女生不对自我狠心，男生就会对女生狠心。
Girls are not cruel to themselves, boys ill be cruel to girls.
47、为了感情的兄弟姐妹们，你们更就应有自制力。
For your brothers and sisters, you should have more self-control.
48、看美女一个个活得更滋润，为啥？
Look at the beauty of each one, live more moisten, hy?
49、减肥太累，干脆胖出自己的风格。
Losing eight is too tired, and simply make your on style.
50、要瘦就得付出代价，受不了就继续在胖子行列混。
If you ant to be thin, you have to pay the price. You can't bear to continue mixing in the fat crod.